need beta for Yaoi story

Need a quick beta for a 25 pages original Yaoi story for the Yaoi-Con Anthology Project. Which is nearly finished. But for this straggler...

My beta's powerstation got hit by a tornado or something like that, or maybe it was just a normal kind of poweroutage but it played havoc with my deadline.
My very

I can offer some delicious german chocolate in return.

Just grammar, punctuation, typos.

very close deadline. This weekend? Need it on Monday latest.

please contact me via http://www.yaoicon.con/anthologies.htm

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...is it a good sign if the office worker at your local tax office know you by name? Or that your file has a special place on her desktop right next to the undying potted plant? Or that it takes her 15 min to calculate what you owe the state in taxes? That she doesn't offer you a seat?
Argh. I'm so screwed. They hang on my ass with teeth and claws and I worked all through summer and still won't get the dough together to fly to San Francisco's Yaoi-Con. http://www.yaoicon.com
Teeth-gnashing doesn't help. Banging head against wall might. 42% TAXES on what I earn. Plus pre-payment for the year to come. Why did I ever leave university?? Kindergarten?? Home??
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